Nobody blatantly markets to douchebags, do they? I mean like, "hey douchebags, we have something just for you" blatant. Someone over at Budweiser thought Kanye West's "Runaway" was the perfect song to support Bud Light Platinum, their douchey new high-test light beer sold in fancy blue bottles...
With plenty of electrolytes and fresh fruit juice, the Gatorita is a refreshing, economic alternative to the generic mixer margarita. Plus, you can virtually say goodbye to the heartburn and acid reflux normally associated with ordinary margaritas.
Wow! Another amazing day of conspiracy theories surrounding that green piece of paper and whether its contents were authentic, doctored, or balls-out forged. But friends, we really did get it wrong. At least regarding the document as it was originally presented by Obama and the WH. Everything this blog and others brought to light...
